Joke, I'll tone it down.

[Dusty Rhodes]

Old Bill takes his prescription into the Chemist (Drug store).............

Hi, can you provide me with some Viagra please.

Certainly say's the young lady behind the counter.

As she walks away, Bill say's ...

Oh, can you cut them into quarters please.

The young lady turns back and say's.......

I think you'll need more than a quarter of a tablet sir .

And old Bill say's....

No, I don't want a full erection, I just want enough to stop me from weeing on me boots.

 

[cayuga]

I heard the uncut version of that but I find your rendition of it just as funny!