BigAls Hunt

[Muley Hunter]

That's better.

 

[Buck Conner1]

My opinion is that if it's legal, it's OK. I'm not here to police the world.

Don't make me bring up some of your past posts. You're pretty much like me whether you want to admit it or not.

It just comes from being an old fart.

Is that what I have to look forward to when, in many years, I reach the age that you two gentleman are now? :shock:
If my ultimate fate is to become an old fart, I have a running start!
Ron

When you get older Ron you'll do a lot of farting ....   :lol!: probably where the term came from.... :affraid:

 

[Muley Hunter]

True, but farting is fun.

 

[Buck Conner1]

True, but farting is fun.

Amen to that Pete.  :lol!:

 

[Buck Conner1]

True, but farting is fun.

 When we were kids my dad would take us on his scouting trips. At the end of the day we would be treated to dinner (big deal back in the 50's). There was 5 or 6 of us guys under the age of 14 or 15 and my dad. We were sitting in a corner booth and my dad cut one loose that shook the glasses on the table. Customers and the waitress looked at us and my dad says "Boys will be boys". All of us turned red and my dad just kept eating. We looked guilty with our red faces and my dad never cracked a smile. Talk about being shamed in front of folks you never saw before. Good solid loud fart. Thanks Peter..  :lol!:

 

[hawgslayer1]

IMHO............ :scratch:

I think Jonathan should start and OLD FART section where all you old guys can come and fart, yell, ***** and moan and curse your asses off. I won't be there because I'm young at heart.... :slaps:

Ray............... :Red tup:

 

[Muley Hunter]

We've seen your video Ray. You'll fit right in.

 

[hawgslayer1]

THE OLD FART SECTION won't be for me or RonC or BigAl...... We are still young................ :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: 

Ray................ :blah:

 

[Muley Hunter]

I nominate Ray as president of the Old Farts Club.

Who seconds the motion?

 

[RonRC]

From an essay by the illustrious Ben Franklin to a science society he felt to be overly pretentious and snobbish:
"I have perused your late mathematical Prize Question, proposed in lieu of one in Natural Philosophy, for the ensuing year...Permit me then humbly to propose one of that sort for your consideration, and through you, if you approve it, for the serious Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, that in digesting our common food, there is created or produced in the bowels of human creatures, a great quantity of wind. That the permitting this air to escape and mix with the atmosphere, is usually offensive to the company, from the fetid smell that accompanies it. That all well-bred people therefore, to avoid giving such offence, forcibly restrain the efforts of nature to discharge that wind."

Ron

 

[Muley Hunter]

Restrain???????? Are you nuts? I'll blow up!

 

[Buck Conner1]

From an essay by the illustrious Ben Franklin to a science society.....

Ron

Ben had some great quotes. I read of him remarking "that if enjoying a meal it was polite to fart to should your pleasure". Never did say what to do for a bad meal??? Crap your pants I would guess !  
I agree with Pete "Ron for the President of our new club".  Just one old fart to another....  :lol!:

 

[RonRC]

Gentlemen,
There are those my equal in frequency of odorous emissions. There are those who can exceed me in sound production. But few can reach my level of "hang time." *

I can produce a gaseous effluent and can walk away from it for many seconds or even minutes (if there is no strong wind). Upon return to the site of the event, it remains there hanging in the air like a football from the kick of the best in the NFL. "Hang Time," a talent possessed by the few.

Ron

*Hang Time: The amount of time from when a fart odor is first detected until it is completely dissipated.

 

[Buck Conner1]

*Hang Time: The amount of time from when a fart odor is first detected until it is completely dissipated."



You have my vote Ron  Is it getting a little smokey in here ???  :Red tup: :arrow:

 

[Muley Hunter]

I'm not talking stink. I'm talking duration and volume.

 

[Buck Conner1]

I'm not talking stink. I'm talking duration and volume.

This could get messy folks .....   :dodo:

 

[PacNWJim]

I'm not sure whether to leave the thread or light a match. The methane danger seems real. :Hide:

 

[Muley Hunter]

No matches please. Unless you have the fire extinguisher ready.

 

[Buck Conner1]

"Pete...Bar Hunter"


Muley your name fits, hell you smell like an old bear. Better get some of that toilet paper to wipe with the leaves aren't working bud.    


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YraqQabax8A



Top this one ....

 

[Muley Hunter]

Easy to beat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ueu3y0kfJL4