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Guys be extra careful on the road now with Christmas just around the corner. There will be a lot of men drinking and getting drunk and getting their wives to drive them!
I've thought about that.If you have your arm around her it's time to start nawing.Yeah just as long as you wake up before her and sneak out the door!
Lot of good looking babes in the bars just before they close.
Well gentlemen I had a friend do just that. He told me he woke up, looked over and saw what she looked like, got up and dressed and left...FROM HIS OWN APARTMENT!Yeah just as long as you wake up before her and sneak out the door!
That’s what I call the coyote factor….. if the risk of the bag n flag moving when you wake her up vs just chewing the arm off.I've thought about that.If you have your arm around her it's time to start nawing.
Even worse, a fellow ref did this on a road trip. He got up early and says he going to grab breakfast at tim horton’s - never told me he had a “guest” overnight…. I’m standing in the bathroom nekid in front of the mirror shaving and she walks outa his room wearing nothing but his ref sweater…. Biiiiiggg girl. Doesn’t say a word. Just Looks me up n down like i was desert, smiles, squats on the toilet for a bit and then goes back into his room. Few minutes later she comes back out with pants on this time - still wearing his ref sweater. Says, “tell tony thanks for a great night. Oh, I’m keeping this as a souvenir, ok? (tugs on his ref sweater)” and walks out. When tony comes back he asks me why I didn’t stop her from taking his sweater. I just told him that she was too far outa my weight class to wrestle.Well gentlemen I had a friend do just that. He told me he woke up, looked over and saw what she looked like, got up and dressed and left...FROM HIS OWN APARTMENT!
I gotta share this with my wife, she’s a bigtime hockey(Red Wings) fan. Never occured to her that you refs are as bad as the playersEven worse, a fellow ref did this on a road trip. He got up early and says he going to grab breakfast at tim horton’s - never told me he had a “guest” overnight…. I’m standing in the bathroom nekid in front of the mirror shaving and she walks outa his room wearing nothing but his ref sweater…. Biiiiiggg girl. Doesn’t say a word. Just Looks me up n down like i was desert, smiles, squats on the toilet for a bit and then goes back into his room. Few minutes later she comes back out with pants on this time - still wearing his ref sweater. Says, “tell tony thanks for a great night. Oh, I’m keeping this as a souvenir, ok? (tugs on his ref sweater)” and walks out. When tony comes back he asks me why I didn’t stop her from taking his sweater. I just told him that she was too far outa my weight class to wrestle.
If I remember correctly,they all look good at closing time? I haven't had a drink since 1981.Lot of good looking babes in the bars just before they close.
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