An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them
home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and
says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good
look. Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely
naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING
AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
Shoulda bought a hat"
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them
home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and
says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good
look. Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely
naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING
AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
Shoulda bought a hat"
