Be careful

[bronko220002]

Guys be extra careful on the road now with Christmas just around the corner. There will be a lot of men drinking and getting drunk and getting their wives to drive them!

 

[rangerod]

What if she's gets drunker than I do?

 

[rangerod]

Lot of good looking babes in the bars just before they close.

 

[jd24.5.48]

Yeah just as long as you wake up before her and sneak out the door!

 

[rangerod]

Yeah just as long as you wake up before her and sneak out the door!

I've thought about that.If you have your arm around her it's time to start nawing.

 

[bronko220002]

Lot of good looking babes in the bars just before they close.

Yeah just as long as you wake up before her and sneak out the door!

Well gentlemen I had a friend do just that. He told me he woke up, looked over and saw what she looked like, got up and dressed and left...FROM HIS OWN APARTMENT!

 

[Jitterbug]

I’m sure glad that all the fellas here are good drivers, and have movie star good looks!

I had imagined a bunch of old graybeards…

 

[hockeyref]

I've thought about that.If you have your arm around her it's time to start nawing.

That’s what I call the coyote factor….. if the risk of the bag n flag moving when you wake her up vs just chewing the arm off.

 

[rangerod]

I had a friend one time that went to this gals house after the bars closed. Large gal with a pretty nice mustache. I tried for a few years to grow a stache that nice but it just didn't work out.

 

[Whokalouie]

When my wife askes "do you want me to drive" I respond with "no use both of us being scared". But I never drink and drive so it must be these "straight" mountain roads.

 

[hockeyref]

Well gentlemen I had a friend do just that. He told me he woke up, looked over and saw what she looked like, got up and dressed and left...FROM HIS OWN APARTMENT!

Even worse, a fellow ref did this on a road trip. He got up early and says he going to grab breakfast at tim horton’s - never told me he had a “guest” overnight…. I’m standing in the bathroom nekid in front of the mirror shaving and she walks outa his room wearing nothing but his ref sweater…. Biiiiiggg girl. Doesn’t say a word. Just Looks me up n down like i was desert, smiles, squats on the toilet for a bit and then goes back into his room. Few minutes later she comes back out with pants on this time - still wearing his ref sweater. Says, “tell tony thanks for a great night. Oh, I’m keeping this as a souvenir, ok? (tugs on his ref sweater)” and walks out. When tony comes back he asks me why I didn’t stop her from taking his sweater. I just told him that she was too far outa my weight class to wrestle.

 

[michiganmuzzy]

Even worse, a fellow ref did this on a road trip. He got up early and says he going to grab breakfast at tim horton’s - never told me he had a “guest” overnight…. I’m standing in the bathroom nekid in front of the mirror shaving and she walks outa his room wearing nothing but his ref sweater…. Biiiiiggg girl. Doesn’t say a word. Just Looks me up n down like i was desert, smiles, squats on the toilet for a bit and then goes back into his room. Few minutes later she comes back out with pants on this time - still wearing his ref sweater. Says, “tell tony thanks for a great night. Oh, I’m keeping this as a souvenir, ok? (tugs on his ref sweater)” and walks out. When tony comes back he asks me why I didn’t stop her from taking his sweater. I just told him that she was too far outa my weight class to wrestle.

I gotta share this with my wife, she’s a bigtime hockey(Red Wings) fan. Never occured to her that you refs are as bad as the players

 

[hockeyref]

As a former player and retired ref, i would let my daughters date a player before a ref. If ya know, ya know…. Nuff said!


We’re not ALL that bad, but the the bad ones more than make up for the ones that behave.

 

[primer mark]

Lot of good looking babes in the bars just before they close.

If I remember correctly,they all look good at closing time? I haven't had a drink since 1981.