My Buddy & I were fishing the other day when my Buddy pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Loggy for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," I replied. Then reaching into my tackle box, I pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed me Buddy, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," I replied, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a Genie," My Buddy asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," I says.. "Could I see him?"
I opened my tackle box & sure enough, out pops me Genie.
Addressing the genie, my Buddy says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the Genie.
So my Buddy asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving my Buddy sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks ............... flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks my Buddy yells at ole Loggy. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
I answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" :lol: :lol:
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," I replied. Then reaching into my tackle box, I pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed me Buddy, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," I replied, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a Genie," My Buddy asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," I says.. "Could I see him?"
I opened my tackle box & sure enough, out pops me Genie.
Addressing the genie, my Buddy says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the Genie.
So my Buddy asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving my Buddy sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks ............... flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks my Buddy yells at ole Loggy. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
I answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" :lol: :lol:
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