How to wash your wife's cat

[MrTom]

Put soap on the cat from neck to tail, turn on and adjust to warm water in small shower stall, insert cat and close door. In 20 minutes tell wife you forgot to turn shower off and ask if she could do it for you.

Wow. Youhave balls.

 

[Shorty]

Put soap on the cat from neck to tail, turn on and adjust to warm water in small shower stall, insert cat and close door. In 20 minutes tell wife you forgot to turn shower off and ask if she could do it for you.

You now mean Exwifer… lol

 

[Whokalouie]

You now mean Exwifer… lol

What made you think we had a cat? LOL I may not be in the mensa few, but if we did have a cat I would not do a stunt like that and take a chance on loosing the best lady I ever met. But if you have a good wife that can take a good joke, you may want to give it a go. If it would help after you get a good thumping, just tell her some hick in the Idaho sticks put you up to it.

Whokalouie

 

[Hausser1]

The cat and the wifer (pronounced why-furr) all in one fell swoop!!!! Ingenious!! Don't forget to leave the tourniquets unwrapped on the sink. The wifers like a man whose considerate and looks after their needs.

 

[GLenn]

Wow. Youhave balls.

Well maybe for now!!

 

[Hausser1]

On very special occasions the warden let's me wear mine. Otherwise they go back to her for safe keeping.