I just found the most entertaining and enjoyable fly swatting tool

[Hausser1]

I like it. But the only drawback I see are the cartridge magazines do not appear to be reloadable.

the prices we pay for near perfection

 

[Hausser1]

Today we had three more casualties in the war on flies. Their service for processing dead things and aiding in decomposition will not be forgotten.

In this war of attrition, half cocked is winning. There are rumors that his munitions depot still holds approximately 10,000 rounds.

You know I worry about the screens in my room like my TV and my computer monitor but it’s almost worth it because it’s like they’re getting hit with a 50 BMG.

Do you know what one fly said to the other?
"pardon me, but is this stool taken?"

 

[earlwb]

They also sell a laser device for the Bug A Salt guns too.

For those on a tight budget there is also the original bug gun too. “The Fly Shooter”.

https://www.amazon.com/Martin-Paul-...688905360&sr=8-3#immersive-view_1688905388648

 

[Jitterbug]

Hunting is nice, but let’s not forget about trapping…