Daniel Dickey
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We always get to church early as I do volunteer security there and my wife plays the piano. As usual I went to the pastors office to visit with him and the several people who go there before services begin. I get along with the pastor well and we pick on each other often. In a lull in the conversation I asked him:
Me: Pastor, I want to buy a muzzle loader. You know, one of those black powder rifles. Do you know anyone that has one for sale?
Him: No, I don’t know anyone right off hand.
Me: Well, you’re always doing funerals. Why don’t you start asking those widows if they have one for sale now for me?
Everyone got a good laugh. Hope y’all did too!
Me: Pastor, I want to buy a muzzle loader. You know, one of those black powder rifles. Do you know anyone that has one for sale?
Him: No, I don’t know anyone right off hand.
Me: Well, you’re always doing funerals. Why don’t you start asking those widows if they have one for sale now for me?
Everyone got a good laugh. Hope y’all did too!
