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Arrive Friday, April 7, 2006-- anytime after NOON.
Hunt begins Saturday AM, at about 5:00 AM.
We have the lodge, privately, April 7, 8 , 9, 10, 2006.
Sunday night is catered din-din, awards cermony, and loads of added surprises. :shock:
(Not sure about jell-o wrestling, the Underclocked conical casting contest, or the Grouse panic tree-climbing event. Maybe its better that way?
)
Please avoid the glowing green pigs:
This a visit to last year:
Team Wolfhound Sets Course Record
Dateline Crossville--
Team Wolfhound (tactical division) shattered the three-year standing Loshbough course record, piercing the previous, three year?s standing, all-time Loshbough 24 hour porcine depopulation effort by 100%. After the cannon-esque cacophony of constant carnage, only a few pigsqueak progeny remain.
Heartfelt thanks to all who ensured Ed Mehlig?s survival; your eforts were greatly appreciated. However, according to sources close to Mr. Mehlig, the small animal he swallowed whole as a child is barely clinging to life, emitting horrid nocturnal gasping, grating, growling grunts on a daily basis. One can only pray that any artificial means designed to extend this demon's existence be mercifully terminated. Ed Mehlig celebrated his survival by attempting to roll Super 91?s truck, but fortunately was unsuccessful in his efforts. ?Lucky Eddie? rides again! In an exclusive video interview, Ed teaches Loggy the true meaning of conical.
In other news, Grouse fired a shot from behind a tree, only to be quickly sent up one by a brazen boar. Coincidence? We think not. A plea for free climbing lessons for Grouse is in order.
Blue Dot 37.5 unveiled his new prototype turkey gun that he has been calling a ?trap gun? as a clever ruse. In an evil twist of fate, Blue Dot 37.5 shot both the biggest boar AND the biggest sow of the hunt with one shot?a stunt not easily duplicated by those without biological weapons.
Craig explained his introduction to the ?Hummer,? and-- in a later evening Indiana Hunter witnessed an event so peculiarly compelling, he was forced to crawl on his belly like a reptile to fully soak up the experience.
The severe respiratory problems of Doohan were unknown to me before this event, let us all pray for a quick healing to stop the relentless madness.
It was a pleasure to meet Super 91 both times he decided to stop in. After regaling many of us with an ?Underclocked Story,? Super 91 decided to reenact it with amazing historical accuracy. Hope you are feeling better now, Bob!
Big6x6 showed up totally unprepared with no equipment, and was forced to sell his only Super 91 to finance his hunt. A few placebo sales, and things will be better of course.
All you need to know about successful ?Crossville Navigation? is to just go to the school, and turn. Sounds easy enough.
Hunt begins Saturday AM, at about 5:00 AM.
We have the lodge, privately, April 7, 8 , 9, 10, 2006.
Sunday night is catered din-din, awards cermony, and loads of added surprises. :shock:
(Not sure about jell-o wrestling, the Underclocked conical casting contest, or the Grouse panic tree-climbing event. Maybe its better that way?
)Please avoid the glowing green pigs:
This a visit to last year:
Team Wolfhound Sets Course Record
Dateline Crossville--
Team Wolfhound (tactical division) shattered the three-year standing Loshbough course record, piercing the previous, three year?s standing, all-time Loshbough 24 hour porcine depopulation effort by 100%. After the cannon-esque cacophony of constant carnage, only a few pigsqueak progeny remain.
Heartfelt thanks to all who ensured Ed Mehlig?s survival; your eforts were greatly appreciated. However, according to sources close to Mr. Mehlig, the small animal he swallowed whole as a child is barely clinging to life, emitting horrid nocturnal gasping, grating, growling grunts on a daily basis. One can only pray that any artificial means designed to extend this demon's existence be mercifully terminated. Ed Mehlig celebrated his survival by attempting to roll Super 91?s truck, but fortunately was unsuccessful in his efforts. ?Lucky Eddie? rides again! In an exclusive video interview, Ed teaches Loggy the true meaning of conical.
In other news, Grouse fired a shot from behind a tree, only to be quickly sent up one by a brazen boar. Coincidence? We think not. A plea for free climbing lessons for Grouse is in order.
Blue Dot 37.5 unveiled his new prototype turkey gun that he has been calling a ?trap gun? as a clever ruse. In an evil twist of fate, Blue Dot 37.5 shot both the biggest boar AND the biggest sow of the hunt with one shot?a stunt not easily duplicated by those without biological weapons.
Craig explained his introduction to the ?Hummer,? and-- in a later evening Indiana Hunter witnessed an event so peculiarly compelling, he was forced to crawl on his belly like a reptile to fully soak up the experience.
The severe respiratory problems of Doohan were unknown to me before this event, let us all pray for a quick healing to stop the relentless madness.
It was a pleasure to meet Super 91 both times he decided to stop in. After regaling many of us with an ?Underclocked Story,? Super 91 decided to reenact it with amazing historical accuracy. Hope you are feeling better now, Bob!
Big6x6 showed up totally unprepared with no equipment, and was forced to sell his only Super 91 to finance his hunt. A few placebo sales, and things will be better of course.
All you need to know about successful ?Crossville Navigation? is to just go to the school, and turn. Sounds easy enough.
