A new kinda burn and you will feel it.
When someone hands you a slice of 7 Pot Primo (one of the hottest peppers in the world) and 20min later you go to take a leak.....MAKE SURE TO WASH YOUR HANDS GOOD FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a reminder because i forgot today.
I feel for ya there. I've " been there, done that " too.
It was around 30yrs ago, I walked into a bar that I knew had a rough reputation ( which I had no prob with ) but they had a pool league.
I sat down at the bar, ordered a beer,there was an old timer sittin there & between us was a wicker basket in which was filled with several diff kinds of hot peppers he'd grown & picked to share with the bar.
He offered me to try one......so, I grabbed this nice little orange mini pumpkin lookin pepper, which he told me was a Habanero. I'd never heard of them before, but I liked hot peppers & hot sauce, so I thought nothing of it & bit it in half & started chomping away. For a few seconds anyway....then all he!! broke loose in my mouth & I started grabbing everything I could get me hands on to wash that incredible burning out of my piehole.
The bar locals got a big ole kick outta seeing me go through that, now, lobster red in the face, tears & snot & slobber were flowing like Niagra.
I finally settled down & had chugged an unknown amount of beer by now & I needed to pee something bad. I thought I was outta the woods, for a few minutes...... when it felt like someone had a torch to my " Richard & the Danglers ", the red re appeared to my whole head along with profuse sweat & I ran back into the mens room to flop " Richard & the boys " in the sink like a mad man. I guess I made quite a racket in the process bc I could hear the whole bar howling with laughter. They really fell out when I came out looking like I was just in a terrible storm.
I never finished the other half of that pepper & the burning of Richard & the boys was still goin on when I went to bed that night.
That was the only lesson that I ever needed with hot peppers & private parts, I can assure you. All these yrs later, it still makes for a pretty funny story anyway.