I looked at my profile, and I have been REBORN!!!!!!!!
I am a newbe again!. . .
To bad that can't happen in real life. . .
A 97 year old man hobbles into the 5 and dime store. . .
Hobbles around the isles looking for something, but can't find it. . .
Hobbles to the checkout counter to walk through and suddenly stops and sighs a sigh of relief. . .
He grabs a 5 dollar mirror in front of the cashier, opens of the package, and proceeds to throw it on the floor,
stomp on it, and break it into a million pieces. . .
The Cashier said:
Sir, that was not very wise, you will now have to pay for the mirror!
Not only that, you will have 7 years bad luck!
The 97 year old man smiled and said, "That is fine with me!"
There, now I have a post count of "1".
I am a newbe again!. . .
To bad that can't happen in real life. . .
A 97 year old man hobbles into the 5 and dime store. . .
Hobbles around the isles looking for something, but can't find it. . .
Hobbles to the checkout counter to walk through and suddenly stops and sighs a sigh of relief. . .
He grabs a 5 dollar mirror in front of the cashier, opens of the package, and proceeds to throw it on the floor,
stomp on it, and break it into a million pieces. . .
The Cashier said:
Sir, that was not very wise, you will now have to pay for the mirror!
Not only that, you will have 7 years bad luck!
The 97 year old man smiled and said, "That is fine with me!"
There, now I have a post count of "1".