You know your're REALLY old when....

[Ninering62]

Naw man, your old when you can't stay awake past 7:30 and can't sleep past 4:30 !

NAILED IT! Thats exactly where I'm at. The destination has been reached, time to exit the bus.

 

[JimA]

NAILED IT! Thats exactly where I'm at. The destination has been reached, time to exit the bus.

I'm sorta like that. Wide awake at 3 AM no matter when I hit the sack.

 

[brownisdown]

You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.

 

[Ninering62]

You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.

That “ Depends “ right???
Those “ Shart Shorts for Senior s”.

 

[Ninering62]

I'm sorta like that. Wide awake at 3 AM no matter when I hit the sack.

Umm Hmm! 2-4am I’m goin to pee & get coffee started. But that does lead to the classic “ mid day old man naps “ too.

 

[rangerod]

You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.

Really? You haftaa be old?

 

[Meggadeath]

It's weird being the same age as old people.

I have that very sweatshirt!

 

[Meggadeath]

when it takes all night to do what you use to do all night...

"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I always was.......

 

[rangerod]

"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I always was.......

Treble cleff. Are you a musician?

 

[Meggadeath]

Treble cleff. Are you a musician?

Only the music in my head.

 

[brownisdown]

I would like to find the guy that said this is our (golden years).The only thing I see that is gold is when I go to urinate.

 

[GLenn]

Yea, and that guy should have left the "G" out of it!!

 

[Bowanna]

I would like to find the guy that said this is our (golden years).The only thing I see that is gold is when I go to urinate.

Me to and mine is start and stop, start and stop....

 

[JeffB1961]

You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.

a fart with a lump in it is NEVER a good thing !

 

[brownisdown]

I was just thinking that if farts aren't lumpy,then I am in big doo doo!

 

[Ninering62]

a fart with a lump in it is NEVER a good thing !

Nobody likes " Shatner Shorts " but we've all worn them at least once.

 

[Itsahak]

I was teaching a defensive tactics class at our local police academy three years ago. I mentioned to one of the cadets that I had been teaching for a little over 20 years. She responded, "I know, you taught my fathers class in 2000!" Sonuvabitch....

 

[cook]

Nobody likes " Shatner Shorts " but we've all worn them at least once.

Nope. Only da ladies.

 

[smokepolehall]

Dang y'all be old fer sure. I knew i was getting old this past Fall deer hunting. I knew it was after walking a 1/4 mile with my rock sparker Hawken n my field pack. When i turned around to see where i had walked, all i could see was where my azz had drug my tracks out !

 

[drpatton]

... you and an attractive young woman approach a door at the same time, and instead of waiting for you to open the door and then walking through it with a faint smile and a shade of extra sway in her hips, she rushes to the door, holds it open for YOU

I actually had this happen Yesterday. I hate getting old.