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NAILED IT! Thats exactly where I'm at. The destination has been reached, time to exit the bus.Naw man, your old when you can't stay awake past 7:30 and can't sleep past 4:30 !
NAILED IT! Thats exactly where I'm at. The destination has been reached, time to exit the bus.Naw man, your old when you can't stay awake past 7:30 and can't sleep past 4:30 !
I'm sorta like that. Wide awake at 3 AM no matter when I hit the sack.NAILED IT! Thats exactly where I'm at. The destination has been reached, time to exit the bus.
That “ Depends “ right???You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.
Umm Hmm! 2-4am I’m goin to pee & get coffee started. But that does lead to the classic “ mid day old man naps “ too.I'm sorta like that. Wide awake at 3 AM no matter when I hit the sack.
Really? You haftaa be old?You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.
I have that very sweatshirt!It's weird being the same age as old people.
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I always was.......when it takes all night to do what you use to do all night...
Treble cleff. Are you a musician?"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I always was.......
Only the music in my head.Treble cleff. Are you a musician?
Me to and mine is start and stop, start and stop....I would like to find the guy that said this is our (golden years).The only thing I see that is gold is when I go to urinate.
a fart with a lump in it is NEVER a good thing !You know you are old when you can't tell if you are going to fart or sh$$ your pants.
Nobody likes " Shatner Shorts " but we've all worn them at least once.a fart with a lump in it is NEVER a good thing !
Nope. Only da ladies.Nobody likes " Shatner Shorts " but we've all worn them at least once.
I actually had this happen Yesterday. I hate getting old.... you and an attractive young woman approach a door at the same time, and instead of waiting for you to open the door and then walking through it with a faint smile and a shade of extra sway in her hips, she rushes to the door, holds it open for YOU
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