Humor me a minute

[GM54-120]

When i was young, putting V8s in Pintos and Vegas was common as a way of making a cheap hotrod. One guy saw one in a magazine and built one also. It was a Tornado 455 mounted in the rear of a Pinto. My favorite was a AMC Gremlin with a 401. It would roast the tires in any gear but that is about all it did was eat up tires until he narrowed the rear end and tubbed it. All you could see from the rear was rubber and the differential.

 

[Ninering62]

When i was young, putting V8s in Pintos and Vegas was common as a way of making a cheap hotrod. One guy saw one in a magazine and built one also. It was a Tornado 455 mounted in the rear of a Pinto. My favorite was a AMC Gremlin with a 401. It would roast the tires in any gear but that is about all it did was eat up tires until he narrowed the rear end and tubbed it. All you could see from the rear was rubber and the differential.

I bought a 74 Vega when I was a teenager. The guy I bought it from helped me put in a Chev 350 & a 4 speed in it. I didn't have it too long before what teenagers tend to do with hotrods like that.

 

[Bad Karma]

 

[Dave James]

Hahahaha,gas cans on the back of a Tesla

 

[Decay]

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If ya open the trunk, you'll find a gas powered generator to charge the car when they leave the city.

 

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[Olde NE Hunter]

My interpretation of Bad Krama's post was the tendency of Pintos turning into flaming coffins from simple rear end collisions

 

[deerlessbob]

"Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
I think, it is better to drink this beer & let dreams come true, than be selfish & worry about my liver.”
Babe Ruth



"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Paul Horning




"24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not!”
H. L. Mencken




"When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.”
George Bernard Shaw




"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin




"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
But the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
Then Pizza IS a wheel




“Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.”
W. C. Fields



“Remember ‘I’ before ‘E,’ except in Budweiser.”
Professor Irwin Corey




“To some it is a six-pack. To me, it is a Support Group. Salvation in a can.”
Leo Durocher



One night at Cheers , a TV Sitcom, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Normy, it's like this .. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers

 

[Wedgy]

 

[Bad Karma]

 

[Bad Karma]

 

[Bad Karma]

Honestly, who’s gonna stop him?

 

[Bad Karma]

 

[Decay]

Conjoined twins walk into a Canadian bar and park themselves on a couple of stools.

One of them says to the bartender, "We're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson beers, please."

The bartender, feeling a little awkward, pours the two beers. Trying to make polite conversation, he says: "It's been a tough year, and I'm glad the travel restrictions are loosening up. It's been over a year since I saw my mother in Michigan. Been on vacation yet, fellas?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We try to go over every year, rent a car and drive and drive in the lovely countryside, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.

"Ah, England," replies the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture and especially the beer."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says Jim. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh, Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and snobbish."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive."

 

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[user 20307]

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He looks like gollum from Lord of the Rings. Or a very evil Dr Suess character.