Humor me a minute

[Ninering62]

Is she seeing anyone? Give her my fone # please! Thx buddy

ROFLMFAO

 

[Ninering62]

Hey @Bad Karma - How's this?? (and @Idaholewis )

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Thats absolutely hilarious

 

[deerlessbob]

Man, Im going to hate it when you guys run out of material!!

 

[Bad Karma]

Unpossible!

 

[jcnull2305]

Is she seeing anyone? Give her my fone # please! Thx buddy

Sorry, buddy. I got my hooks in her - 5 kids in and she's stuck. I will tell you how I got her...

I went to the zoo and hung out at the gorilla enclosure. Waited for the prettiest girl who was making goo-goo eyes at the silverbacks, and said, "there's my girl..."

 

[michiganmuzzy]

Sorry, buddy. I got my hooks in her - 5 kids in and she's stuck. I will tell you how I got her...

I went to the zoo and hung out at the gorilla enclosure. Waited for the prettiest girl who was making goo-goo eyes at the silverbacks, and said, "there's my girl..."

I was talking about the E Berlin girl

 

[Bad Karma]

Sorry, buddy. I got my hooks in her - 5 kids in and she's stuck. I will tell you how I got her...

I went to the zoo and hung out at the gorilla enclosure. Waited for the prettiest girl who was making goo-goo eyes at the silverbacks, and said, "there's my girl..."

Oh yeah... you married WAY above your weight! Doesn’t hurt that the poor dear is so near sighted...

 

[Ninering62]

Sorry, buddy. I got my hooks in her - 5 kids in and she's stuck. I will tell you how I got her...

I went to the zoo and hung out at the gorilla enclosure. Waited for the prettiest girl who was making goo-goo eyes at the silverbacks, and said, "there's my girl..."

I'm soooo glad to hear ya didnt do that the other way around......

 

[Ninering62]

Sorry, buddy. I got my hooks in her - 5 kids in and she's stuck. I will tell you how I got her...

I went to the zoo and hung out at the gorilla enclosure. Waited for the prettiest girl who was making goo-goo eyes at the silverbacks, and said, "there's my girl..."

At least ya didnt do it at your fam reunion huh

 

[jcnull2305]

I was talking about the E Berlin girl

I'd steer clear of that one. She's always asking to see your papers.

Oh yeah... you married WAY above your weight! Doesn’t hurt that the poor dear is so near sighted...

Funny you say that. I just poo poo'd her request to get LASIK

I'm soooo glad to hear ya didnt do that the other way around......

A little shaving cream and a good straight razor... They can be made passable...

At least ya didnt do it at your fam reunion huh

...uh, nope. I ain't touching that one. No siree. Uh, uh...

 

[michiganmuzzy]

I'd steer clear of that one. She's always asking to see your papers.

Oh i HAVE all my "papers"! Im paper trained, got all my shots, and can even play "dead".

 

[Ninering62]

I'd steer clear of that one. She's always asking to see your papers.



Funny you say that. I just poo poo'd her request to get LASIK




A little shaving cream and a good straight razor... They can be made passable...


...uh, nope. I ain't touching that one. No siree. Uh, uh...

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I'm bustin a gut here. I cant stop laughing. Thanks

 

[Ninering62]

I think a thread like this does the whole group some good. Thanks GM54-120

 

[Bad Karma]

I think a thread like this does the whole group some good. Thanks GM54-120

Absolutely! The thread is full of what the kids call “life hacks”!

 

[Bad Karma]

Oh, yeah, what do you get when you cross a Jehovahs Witness with a Hells Angel? Someone who steps up on your porch, rings the doorbell and tells YOU to Eff Off!

 

[ENCORE50A]

 

[michiganmuzzy]

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I love that coffee

 

[Glock21user]

 

[Bushfire]

When your mate starts shooting a sidelock

 

[Pathfinder60]