You have relationship issues, and therefore are MANDATED by MM guidelines to IMMEDIATELY ATTEND counseling classes with UGLY GIRLS so as to regain your social equilibrium.
Failure to attend these classes, and to FULLY PARTICIPATE may result in revocation of your SMART ASS priviledges for a period not to exceed 90 days.
Upon completion of the counseling classes, you will be REQUIRED to spend a period of two weeks, 14 hours a day, 7 day per week, in Milan, Italy without ONCE leering, gawking, eyeballing, drooling, or otherwise disrespecfully in any visual, or audible, way treating any female of the human species.
THIS INCLUDES beautiful, plain, and ugly females alike.
Successful completion of the counseling class/ social rehabilitation program will result in a reinstatement of your Modern Muzzleloading SMART ASS priviledges.