One time I went to the range to sight in a GPR. I reached in my pocket for my ear plugs, and remembered I changed my shirt at the last minute, and the ear plugs were in my other shirt. I was all setup with everything unpacked, and I really didn't want to go back home to get the plugs.
I looked at my stuff to see what I could use, and the patches seemed like a likely candidate. I put a couple of patches in my mouth to soften them up, and stuffed them in my ears.
During the process the guy next to me is watching all this. He finally said....Is that the way muzzleloaders do it?
Cracked me up.